What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Still no good.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

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Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

No go.

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Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Still no good

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds